If the Asylum club down town gets trashed by zombies, Jeanette will be really pissed off, and that's one loony I try not to get on the bad side of. Besides, its the best vamp club in the state. Plus, I haven't seen much action lately and a spot of violence before dinner is always a good way to work up an appetite. I drive to the back entrance of the club and park my bike by the back steps.
As I head up to the door, I hear gunfire inside. Looks like Alice and her team are already here. Hope they leave me something to do...
Inside, it is dark. The hall light is off or busted and it takes a sec for my eyes to adjust. When they do, I walk toward the office, gun in hand and listen for any unwanted guests in the area. All clear, I think as I reach for the doorknob and turn it.
As the door swings open, a large walker charges me. Man, I never knew they could be so fast. I give him a kick and knock him into the corner nearby and then turn on the light. As he charges again, I shoot him in the chest. Yeah, I know, you have to shoot the brain, but he was moving fast and he had caught me a bit off- guard. As he jumped to his feet again, I put one right in his forehead and he fell like a sack of potatoes.
Well, that was almost too easy I thought, and then I heard someone or something behind me, by the desk. I used a bit of supernatural speed to position myself behind it before it knew I was gone, and then ripped off its decaying head...
Ugh, zombie fluids are gross.
There was nothing else in the room but there was the sound of walkers coming down the hall, and I ran out there while flipping the lights on in the hall. The lights startled them and they did not see me running up to them, until it was too late... I ripped off two of their heads before the next one came down the hall growling and ready to fight...
"You want some too," I asked him, and as he paused to process my question I put a 9 between his eyes.
Sometimes it's just too easy...
As another walker came running down the hall I dropped him too, and then I saw another one fall at the end of the hall. The sound of gunfire had filled the air since before I came in and had just stopped at this point. The team on the other side of the club was congratulating each other and laughing as their area was clean...
Some of them were laughing loudly and the music turned on loudly.
"Let's dance," shouted K-mart and the other's laughed...
The walkers sneaking up behind me may have thought I would not hear them coming, but with the unlife comes the enhanced senses and speed. I could smell them coming before they even turned the corner. The rotting flesh and the bad breath and smell of death from their previous meals. Even a human could sense them.
As the first one came up to me, I turned around and yanked off his head and used it to hit the next one and knock him down. Then I grabbed his arm and pulled him to me so I could swiftly remove his head as well.
I knocked the next one in line back into the two behind him and as they were struggling to get back up, I shot the whole lot of them in the head.
"Fatality!" I said as they slumped to the floor and promptly croaked...
At the end of the hall was the biggest bloody zombie I have ever seen and it had watched the killings. Beast was pissed and roared as he charged me. In all the commotion I had lost my gun and looked about for it for a second. The beast had me in his claws by the time I was focused on it and lifted me into the air screaming at me. ugh, that breath...
As he tightened his grip a bit more, I kicked at his shins but they were too far away....
Suddenly, a shot rang out from the next room and his head splattered all over the wall. The monster dropped me and fell to the floor dead.
I looked down the hall and there was Alice putting her guns away as K-Mart ran to her side....
"You're welcome." she said as she turned to leave. "Place is clean. Let's go!" Alice walked away as Kay stood there looking at the carnage...
"You did all this alone?" she asked...
"Well, almost..." I tried to dust the zombie brains off my jacket and looked at all the blood and guts on the walls and ceilings and floors. "Consuela is going to kill me," I thought out loud...
Alice called from the dance floor, "Let's go Kay. They got Walkers in Hollywood!"
"Hollywood," said Kay. "Always wanted to go there." Kay ran to the door and left with the others.
I looked about the club at all the dead zombies and the holes in the walls...
"Bloody zombies." I kicked one of the dead walkers to relieve the frustration and then I began pulling the corpses outside and piling them up in the truck.
How come they never show how much work it takes to clean up the mess on the movies? I thought...
"Hope that is the last I ever see of these bloody zombies," I said as I was lighting a cigarette...
I took a drag off my comfort stick and went to get a bottle of bourbon from the desk drawer...
If I never see another zombie again it will be too soon....
You know sometimes I miss that Hellmouth...
As I head up to the door, I hear gunfire inside. Looks like Alice and her team are already here. Hope they leave me something to do...
Inside, it is dark. The hall light is off or busted and it takes a sec for my eyes to adjust. When they do, I walk toward the office, gun in hand and listen for any unwanted guests in the area. All clear, I think as I reach for the doorknob and turn it.
As the door swings open, a large walker charges me. Man, I never knew they could be so fast. I give him a kick and knock him into the corner nearby and then turn on the light. As he charges again, I shoot him in the chest. Yeah, I know, you have to shoot the brain, but he was moving fast and he had caught me a bit off- guard. As he jumped to his feet again, I put one right in his forehead and he fell like a sack of potatoes.
Well, that was almost too easy I thought, and then I heard someone or something behind me, by the desk. I used a bit of supernatural speed to position myself behind it before it knew I was gone, and then ripped off its decaying head...
Ugh, zombie fluids are gross.
There was nothing else in the room but there was the sound of walkers coming down the hall, and I ran out there while flipping the lights on in the hall. The lights startled them and they did not see me running up to them, until it was too late... I ripped off two of their heads before the next one came down the hall growling and ready to fight...
"You want some too," I asked him, and as he paused to process my question I put a 9 between his eyes.
Sometimes it's just too easy...
As another walker came running down the hall I dropped him too, and then I saw another one fall at the end of the hall. The sound of gunfire had filled the air since before I came in and had just stopped at this point. The team on the other side of the club was congratulating each other and laughing as their area was clean...
Some of them were laughing loudly and the music turned on loudly.
"Let's dance," shouted K-mart and the other's laughed...
The walkers sneaking up behind me may have thought I would not hear them coming, but with the unlife comes the enhanced senses and speed. I could smell them coming before they even turned the corner. The rotting flesh and the bad breath and smell of death from their previous meals. Even a human could sense them.
As the first one came up to me, I turned around and yanked off his head and used it to hit the next one and knock him down. Then I grabbed his arm and pulled him to me so I could swiftly remove his head as well.
I knocked the next one in line back into the two behind him and as they were struggling to get back up, I shot the whole lot of them in the head.
"Fatality!" I said as they slumped to the floor and promptly croaked...
At the end of the hall was the biggest bloody zombie I have ever seen and it had watched the killings. Beast was pissed and roared as he charged me. In all the commotion I had lost my gun and looked about for it for a second. The beast had me in his claws by the time I was focused on it and lifted me into the air screaming at me. ugh, that breath...
As he tightened his grip a bit more, I kicked at his shins but they were too far away....
Suddenly, a shot rang out from the next room and his head splattered all over the wall. The monster dropped me and fell to the floor dead.
I looked down the hall and there was Alice putting her guns away as K-Mart ran to her side....
"You're welcome." she said as she turned to leave. "Place is clean. Let's go!" Alice walked away as Kay stood there looking at the carnage...
"You did all this alone?" she asked...
"Well, almost..." I tried to dust the zombie brains off my jacket and looked at all the blood and guts on the walls and ceilings and floors. "Consuela is going to kill me," I thought out loud...
Alice called from the dance floor, "Let's go Kay. They got Walkers in Hollywood!"
"Hollywood," said Kay. "Always wanted to go there." Kay ran to the door and left with the others.
I looked about the club at all the dead zombies and the holes in the walls...
"Bloody zombies." I kicked one of the dead walkers to relieve the frustration and then I began pulling the corpses outside and piling them up in the truck.
How come they never show how much work it takes to clean up the mess on the movies? I thought...
"Hope that is the last I ever see of these bloody zombies," I said as I was lighting a cigarette...
I took a drag off my comfort stick and went to get a bottle of bourbon from the desk drawer...
If I never see another zombie again it will be too soon....
You know sometimes I miss that Hellmouth...
