Showing posts with label BTVS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BTVS. Show all posts

Friday, October 7, 2016

Buffy the Vampire #FanficFriday

Spike came to the door with a bottle of bourbon. he took a big swig, and then he toasted Buffy. kick his ass.

Buffy was enjoying tormenting the trio. they had put her through a lot of shit the past few weeks and now it was their turn. Tara bit Jonathan and drank some of his blood.

"mmm. thats yummy." she said playfully.

"look at your daughter, feeding for the first time, Spikey," Buffy smiled at Spike.

Spike laughed at Buffy and Tara tormenting the trio. "Dont play with your food," he told Tara jokingly.

Jonathan screamed for help. but he couldnt escape. Willow turned and walked outside. getting a little sick from all the bloodletting.

"whats wrong will? cant stomach sweet revenge?"
Spike asked.

"no its cool. torture them all you want..."

"just dont turn them, luv." Spike told his new dark childe. "they could give vamps a bad name... "

Buffy walked up to Spike, she loved seeing him all playful like this. Buffy hugged spike and kissed him. "did i ever tell you how sexy you are?" she asked.

"who? me? sexy?... nah... i'm just another vamp, luv. you are the sexy one." spike kissed her. then Buffy wrapped her arms around him and kissed him back. she smiled at spike. then she glanced at Tara, who was biting Andrew now.

"oh God! oh God!" Andrew cried. "please dont kill me... "

"Dont kill them love," Spike told Tara. "we cant torture them once theyre dead." Spike took another sip of his bourbon. then he called to warren. "i told you payback was a bitch.... "

buffy smiled at spike lovingly. then she wrapped her arms around his neck. and looked into his eyes. spike rubbed his nose against hers, and kissed her on the cheek. "love you," he whispered softly in her ear.

Tara was feeding on Warren now. and Willow was in the parking lot, puking.

"now now, will." said spike. "its not your blood."

"i know," said willow. "i know..."

"nothing like a spot of violence to make a bloke thirsty," said spike, taking another sip of his bourbon.

"they had their fun. now its our turn." said Buffy... thoughtfully Buffy asked spike. "turn me too?"

"what?" asked spike. "suddenly everyone wants to join the club. i should charge for my services," Spike chuckled and took another sip of his bourbon. "o sweet nectar of the gods," he said.

"speaking of necks," whispered Buffy. "turn me darling, i want to be with you forever...."

"Forever? thats a long time, luv.... "

"i know," said Buffy kissing him passionately. "and theres no one i'd rather share eternity with than you.... "

"thats so beautiful," said willow looking inside. she saw Tara consumed with bloodlust and saw the blood all over her face. she saw Tara lick the blood from Warren's neck. then she ran back to the parking lot to puke again.

"you turned Tara. why not me?" Buffy asked him.

"have you thought about what you're asking?"
asked Spike.

"thought about it for over a week." she said frowning. "how long did Tara think about it?"

"two weeks," said spike.

"then youll turn me next week?" Buffy asked.

"that what you want?" asked Spike.

"yes. it is." Buffy kissed Spike again, and again. slowly and tenderly, moving closer to him. and closer. then she kissed him on the neck, and whispered "Bite me lover... "

Spike was a little woozy by all the bourbon and a lot turned on by the gorgeous slayer in his arms. he kissed her neck gently and felt her hands running over his back and chest. he felt her lips caress his neck lovingly. "O spike," she whispered. "i love you so. promise me forever?" she asked.

Spike kissed her neck again. he could smell the sweet blood of her jugular. he could feel the touch of her fingertips. he could hear her begging him for immortality. he remembered what a horrid existence it was for him to be human. he remembered how emancipating it was to become an immortal. he thought of spending eternity with his one true love. "o Spike," she moaned. "turn me, then we can be together forever." he kissed her neck and smelled the aroma of her perfume. he kissed her again. he felt her sucking on his neck. it was an arousing sensation to say the least. he kissed her on the neck and sucked on the tasty flesh.

Buffy moaned again. "o spike. give me forever." she cried out. he didnt really notice as the fangs pierced her flesh, he was caught up in the passion of the moment. he sucked her neck to turn her on. "O Spike," she moaned.

Spike tasted the sweet taste of blood in his throat and for a moment he thought he was dreaming. then he heard Buffy moan and he felt her buckle at the knees. she was passing out. Spike pulled away from her, realizing that he had been feeding on her. he checked her vitals and knew that he had gone too far. Buffy was dying.

"O my god," shouted willow. "Get off her you monster." Willow cast a spell and threw Spike across the room. tossing him into a mirror. the mirror cut his arm. Spike jumped up and ran back to Buffy. he knew he only had seconds to save her now. he put his arm to her lips and let some blood spill down her throat. She began to drink.

"what are you doing?" Willow was getting angry. her eyes turned dark and she began to chant.

"no will, i have to turn her or she will die." Spike backed away as willow threw fireballs at him.

he backed into the next room. "will its for her own good."

Willow came to the doorway. the wind outside had picked up and the windows in the room burst in. the wind knocked spike down and slammed the door to the room shut. willow came through the door in a ghostly form still chanting. she threw fireballs and lightning at spike, burning him badly. the wind picked up and tore his skin. lightning flashed in the sky outside and a small tornado formed outside the room. the tornado was getting bigger when Buffy came into the room. Blood still on her chin.

"its ok will. i'm ok now. see." the winds ceased and the tornado vanished.

"o god, Buffy. youre alive!" Willow grabbed Buffy and hugged her. "thank god," she whispered. then she turned angrily to spike. "and you," she said. the wind picked up again.

"its ok, will. i asked him to bite me ok. he did nothing wrong, sweetie. "

"you asked him to... "

"yes, i want to be a vampyre so we can be together forever. now i'm immortal see... "

"o... ok... if thats what you want.... my bad... "

willow looked confused and upset and felt a little betrayed. she was surrounded by vampires. and two of them were her friends.

"uh, sorry spike, i guess.... "

spike got up and stormed out of the room, he went outside to his bike. his bourbon had been spilled and he was very thirsty now...

"see you later, Buffy."

Spike left on the bike. Buffy turned to willow. "sorry," said willow meekly...

Friday, December 26, 2014

The Legend of Bloody Willow

My name is Randy Giles.
I am a vampire hunter known for many miles.
My girlfriend Joan and I fight vampires.
She is very strong and seldom tires.

Joan is like a superhero.
Trouble follows her wherever she goes.
They call her the slayer.
The chosen one.

Rupert is her trainer and I am his son.
A vamp with a soul. A noble demon from hell.
Rupert owns a magic shop
In a burb called Sunnydale.

We were on patrol one night my girl Joan and I.
When we heard a scream and ran to literally see who died.
Willow Harris was cornered in the graveyard by some vamps.
When Joan the slayer jumped right in and slayed them like a champ.

When the dust had settled.
We found Willow dying by a grave.
Joan wanted to take her and get help but it was too late.
The only way that Willow could survive that awful night
Was if I turned her from dying teen to dark childe.

So quickly I bit my arm
And let her taste my blood.
And as she died she was reborn
To stalk and prey upon her hood.

Now there's no peace in Sunnydale.
Willow joined Angelis' gang.
It isn't safe to walk the streets at night
Since Bloody Willow came.

But the vampires' days are numbered here.
They soon shall be exiled
By the legendary warrior Joan
And her boyfriend Randy Giles.

Friday, November 28, 2014

Return to Sunnydale

Nothing was left but a huge crater. A canyon they called Sunnydale Canyon. The
township of Sunnydale was gone.

Thirteen days passed and then the trucks
came. And the workers. A foundation was laid at the bottom of the
canyon.

Thirteen months passed and the new facility was almost done. The new
lab was creating hundreds of jobs even before it opened.

Police were
concerned about the alarming reports of bat, wolf, and Racoon attacks. And
workers were plagued by flies and mosquitoes.

The Raccoons were going through
the garbage every night and soon the workers were calling the plant Raccoon city.
The name stuck.
There were record high accident rates and mysterious
disappearances. Some workers were torn apart at night by wolves.

The first
buildings in the city were designed to be underground to conserve energy and
protect the people from bad weather.

Once the underground city was complete
the canyon was filled with dirt to keep the city cooler.

The Umbrella
Corporation was one of the most successful companies in the industry. They drew
many people to Raccoon city.
Now any city with a lot of people is going to
have some demons and vampires among other things.

I met Mic and Gabe in
a club in Santa Monica called The Asylum. Seemed an appropriate name as it was
full of vampires.
The elder vamps wanted to explore the ruins of Sunnydale
and take what treasure was left behind. Seeing as I had nothing planned for the
next hundred years or so I thought what the hell and went along.

The new
city was growing fast above ground. People were moving in and starting new lives
unaware that the town there before them had disappeared into a gateway to Hell.

The only way
to get to the ruins now was through a magic portal in the sewers. Place smelled like bloody hell.

Michael had
compelled a demon to lead us to the city. The entrance was well hidden but the
demon knew where it was. Small chap name of L'Tiangle. I like to call 'im T. T
was a greedy lil prat so we had to watch 'im and our wallets closely.

T led us to tbe location of the portal where he had cast the spell and used the command word to open the portal. Gabe went in first.....

The houses and shops had been pillaged by demons til there was almost
nothing left. Also the place was crawling with vamps during the night who were hiding from
the sunlight by day.

Sunny d had become the city of the undead i thought. And
about that time a vamp attacked T and tried to bleed him dry. Mic drew his sword
and beheaded the beast.
Mic and his friends weren't your average demons.
They were elder demons and high up on the food chain; most demons knew better
than to mess with them. Stupid bugger, I thought as I passed by the vamp, who
was turning to dust.
Someone had turned the lights on and the street was lit up like bloody Christmas.

As we passed the
Magic Box I heard a scream and a huge man eating bunny rabbit ran out of the
building as a fire ball hit it and burnt its fur. A vengeance demon came to the
door to throw another fireball but the bunny was gone around the corner. It was
Anyanka. "DAMNED BUNNIES" She said. " I hate rabbits"
Anya looked at me and
smiled.

"Hi Spike" she hugged me.
 "An youre alive."
"Well, they gave me a choice.
Vengeance demon or the bunny cage. and I hate bunnies."
"And now i know why luv," I told her. I looked for the eight foot bunny but it was gone.
"O it will come back. They always come back. dam rabbit. What you doing here Spike?"

"Looking for buried treasure" I told her.
"Oh, you're a pirate now."
T looked in the door of the magic shop.
"What are you doing?" An asked him
closing the door.
"That's T. He led us here."
"I see. Well pleased to
meet you mister. . . T" An smiled.
"God its been thirteen years now. How the bloody hell are you luv?"
"busy busy busy you know. Vengeance never
rests." she smiled and looked at the door. I come back here to use the safe
sometimes you know."

"You in town for long luv?" I asked.
"I have a lot of business in the middle east but I will be back soon." she smiled.
"K well I will see you then"
An went inside and closed the door as we continued
towards the bank. A man screamed in agony from inside the shop.

It was good to see a familiar face again, but I almost felt sorry for the poor bugger
in the shop. What kind of agony was she putting him through I wondered?
A couple of blocks later we came to the richest building in town, the Sunnydale
Bank. It was not surprising that it was surrounded by goblins. They love
treasure you know.
A couple of them charged us, but Michael compelled them to
defend us and soon half the army was killing the other half for us. I hardly had
to lift my sword...

Once the fight was over, we left our bodyguards
outside and strolled inside the bank. Sitting on a golden throne in front of the
vault was none other than Mammon himself. Demon of Greed and god of the greedy.
I chuckled to myself as I recalled encountering him before and dubbing him
Mammorys as his body fat count was terribly high and he had a large set of man
boobs on him.
"Get out," Mammon growled at us and sent his bodyguards
toward us. The large hulking Fyarl daemons came towards us and Mic cut the first
one up into little pieces.
"The leader of the Fyarl demons ordered the
others to attack, but i asked him why he was defending Mammon and he looked at
me...
"You speak Fyarl?" he asked me in disbelief.
"Well yes" i told him.
"Uganda too, long story. Anyway, why are you protecting this lowlife scum?"
I pointed to Mammon.
"He promised us a portion of the loot, " the Fyarl
replied.
"Oh I see,.. well, if you help us, you will get an equal share each
AND live to tell about it, yeah?"
The Fyarl looked at each other and then
turned and charged Mammon, who promptly screamed and vanished in a puff of
smoke...
Then the Fyarl turned and looked at us. Mic looked in the leaders
eyes for a moment then told him to kill the others.

"Hey, not cool," I told
him.
"What you want to share the booty with all of them?" Michael asked.

At the moment all I could think about was cutting off his head, but I
decided to let it slide as the Fyarl would have probably killed us in our sleep
anyway...

Inside the vault was tons of gold and treasures, I saw a shiny gold ring that seemed to call to me after filling my bags with gold coins. As I picked it up I noticed that it was gold and had a symbol on the side. The symbol of infinity. Inscribed inside the ring was the word "Eternus" in italics. Nice ring, I thought as I tried it on and although it seemed to be a bit too large for me at first, it fit perfectly. Finders keepers, right? When I put it on, I felt much stronger than before. Later, I learned that the ring not only increased my strength, but it made me almost invulnerable, even to sunlight. I call it the daywalker ring.

We loaded up our bags with treasure and then Mic told the
Fyarl to stay and guard the rest until we got back. Then we left Sunnydale and
headed for home.

I peaked in the Magic Box on the way out, but all that was
there were some torture instruments covered in blood.
It would be good to see
my flat in Santa Monica again I thought...



Friday, October 31, 2014

One Halloween Night

One Halloween night, Buffy was on patrol in the graveyard, when suddenly Drusilla and Darla attacked her from behind with 666 other vamps. it was a struggle at first, but then Faith and Blade and Willow and Oz and Xander and Anya and Cordelia and Angel and Conner and the charmed ones joined the fight. They slew the bad guys in no time.

Then Angel looked worried. “Its halloween,” he said. “tonight the lawyers sacrifice to the dark lords of  the netherworld.”

The source appeared near them in a puff of smoke.

“Now that i have you all together, i can crush you with one blow.”

Faith jumped behind the source and tapped him on the head with a stake. “I dont think so,” she said.

Then the charmed ones appeared behind her. with a white lighter and a powerful demon who was a friend of theirs.

“Not if we can help it,” they said.

“Think you can take us all,” asked Angel?
Then a green demon hunter walked up beside angel and stared viciously at the source.

“How dare you turn on me,” said the Source. “i created you… and cable tv too. What would you do on a Tuesday night without me," asked the dark lord?
Then suddenly the lawyers surrounded them with rifles.

“What do you want us to do with them?” asked the senior partner and high priest.
“Oh,” said the source. “just kill them. kill them all.” then the source disappeared.

“Ok shoot them,” said the senior partner. the lawyers aimed their rifles. suddenly all of them froze.
then Piper said, “You know what, i’m thirsty lets go to my place for some cocoa.”

“OK,” said everyone, and they all walked toward the charmed ones’ home.
“Hey Piper,” asked Phoebe as they left the field. “what about them?” Phoebe motioned to the lawyers frozen behind them.

“O yes i forgot,” said Piper. she unfroze the lawyers and they all shot each other.
“Bad guys are so stupid,” said Buffy. and they all laughed.